Black and White Tumblr Themes

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"


iphone:  [autocorrects i to I]
me:  chill

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

ourfandomtopia:

When you finish a book and want to start another but you think the one you just finished deserves a moment of silence

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy:  i hate being poor
grandpa:  were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:  hello naughty children its murder time

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON